{"id":82,"date":"2013-01-22T11:29:16","date_gmt":"2013-01-22T11:29:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/xn--lrtysk-pua.dk\/?page_id=82"},"modified":"2023-07-24T10:05:37","modified_gmt":"2023-07-24T10:05:37","slug":"paed-side","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/xn--lrtysk-pua.dk\/?page_id=82","title":{"rendered":"L\u00e6rerens hj\u00f8rne"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-file\"><a id=\"wp-block-file--media-427e9bcb-8546-4b31-b8d4-843c1a550775\" href=\"https:\/\/xn--lrtysk-pua.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/Lustige-Witze-1.docx\"><strong>Lustige-Witze<\/strong><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/xn--lrtysk-pua.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/Lustige-Witze-1.docx\" class=\"wp-block-file__button wp-element-button\" download aria-describedby=\"wp-block-file--media-427e9bcb-8546-4b31-b8d4-843c1a550775\">Download<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)\" class=\"has-inline-color has-medium-orange-color\">Die Witze des Tages:<\/mark><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Gast:<\/strong>&nbsp;Ich m\u00f6chte bei Ihnen einen Tisch bestellen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Ober<\/strong>: Tut mir leid. Wir verkaufen hier keine M\u00f6bel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\"><strong>Die Witze von gestern<\/strong>:<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Gast:<\/strong>&nbsp;Herr Ober, was w\u00fcrden Sie mir empfehlen?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Ober:<\/strong> Das Restaurant zwei H\u00e4user weiter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\"><strong>Die Witze von vorgestern<\/strong>:<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Wieder die falschen Zahlen beim Lotto!&#8221; schimpft der Vater, darauf antwortet seine Tochter: &#8220;Ach Papi, nimm es nicht so schwer, mir ging es gestern bei der Mathearbeit genau so!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\"><strong>Und noch ein paar dazu:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ein Sch\u00fcler war zwei Tage nicht in der Schule. Am dritten Tag bringt er die Entschuldigung f\u00fcr seine Lehrerin: &#8220;Hiermit entschuldige ich das Fehlen meines Sohnes in der Schule. Er war sehr krank. Hochachtungsvoll, meine Mutter&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cRauchen Sie?\u201d fragt der Arzt seinen Patienten. \u201cWenn Sie so freundlich sind, dann w\u00fcrde ich lieber was trinken.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">__________________________________<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Die Witze des Tages: Gast:&nbsp;Ich m\u00f6chte bei Ihnen einen Tisch bestellen. Ober: Tut mir leid. Wir verkaufen hier keine M\u00f6bel. Die Witze von gestern: Gast:&nbsp;Herr Ober, was w\u00fcrden Sie mir empfehlen? Ober: Das Restaurant zwei H\u00e4user weiter. Die Witze von vorgestern: &#8220;Wieder die falschen Zahlen beim Lotto!&#8221; schimpft der Vater, darauf antwortet seine Tochter: &#8220;Ach &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/xn--lrtysk-pua.dk\/?page_id=82\" class=\"more-link\">L\u00e6s videre <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">L\u00e6rerens hj\u00f8rne<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-82","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/xn--lrtysk-pua.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/xn--lrtysk-pua.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/xn--lrtysk-pua.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xn--lrtysk-pua.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/xn--lrtysk-pua.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":42,"href":"http:\/\/xn--lrtysk-pua.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/82\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1769,"href":"http:\/\/xn--lrtysk-pua.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/82\/revisions\/1769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/xn--lrtysk-pua.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}